there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.
This may be the most hilarious list ever.
"am I old enough to walk"
"What do babies know about me"
(Source: neilcicierega, via kiiwishes)
Eating food could be replaced by nanorobot nutrient delivery system.
By early 2030s, experts predict nanorobots will be developed to improve the human digestive system, and by 2040, as radical as this sounds, we could eliminate our need for food and eating.
This is the vision of futurist Ray Kurzweil and nutritionist Terry Grossman, M.D., in their popular book, Fantastic Voyage: Live Long Enough to Live Forever. In the coming decades, the authors claim, “We will be able to reengineer the way we provide nutrients to our trillions of cells.”
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Don’t let me live long enough to have this happen! I’m sure it’s all very healthy and all that, but…I’m sorry, when you eat something that you really enjoy, that really tastes good and smells wonderful, it goes past nutrition and into food for the soul. And who the hell wants to live forever?
I couldn’t live without apples and caramel as a snack
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
Thats mildly hilarious
#OH MY GOD#THEY SOLD HER A FUCKING WOLF#THATS SO GODDAMN DANGEROUS#WHAT THE HELL HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK UP THAT BADLY
They sold her a wolf. Where is this shelter??? I have a mighty need.
My families first pet was half wolf, he was an amazing dog, saved a kid from drowning once, and wouldn’t leave my side when I was a baby. I guess I sort of paid him back by reaching into his throat several times when he was older to pull whole potatoes out of there…
He got a little loopy when he was old. We still don’t know where he kept getting the potatoes from. xux
I sort of drew a guy who worships the sun earlier, and so I got around to coloring the first one of him, the face will come later~
DEAR GOD I SPIT OUT MY DRINK
Haru is.. seaxual.
I will never look at my sink the same way again
"My name is Michael,
I got a nickel,
I got a nickel, shiney and new;
I’m gonna buy me, all kinds of candy,
That’s what I’m gonna do.”
Anyone else remember this song from the old fisher price pocket radio toy?